slippers

Why can't we wear them everywhere? It's not fair! They're warm and fuzzy and you don't have to wear socks with them. I really don't understand why slipper manufacturers haven't made really thick soles for these shoes. Whoever invented slippers was a genius. Uggs might be the closest thing to a slipper/boot but let's face the harsh reality that Uggs are just that. Ugg-ly. Once we accept that fact we can move on with life, find ourselves, and better serve the helpless world around us. At least the world of fashion, for now. Gotta start somewhere, might as well start with the feet! Looks like I'm going to be writing some letters to slipper companies over Christmas break. What even are some famous slipper brands? Anybody know? If slippers did make it big, I can't wait to see their summer line. That reminds me of slipper flip flops. What in the world is the purpose? I don't understand the warm fuzziness if the whole top of your foot is uncovered, letting the harsh winds of your home storm against your barren feet. I'm gonna create slippers with a high heel. That would make just as much sense. Fuzzy and taller. That's everybody's dream, right? I mean who needs skinny and beautiful when you can be fuzzy and taller?! Or at least your feet can be fuzzy... Or surrounded by fuzz... Anyway. I'm gonna go practice yodeling. Deuces!