mustaches!

Okay mustache lovers, it's time for you to express yourself with a mustache-curlin contest. Here are the rules.
1. Make or grow a mustache.
2. Put it on your face.
3. Take a picture of this mustache on your face.
4. Send me this photo!

Here are the prizes for best mustache:
Guys: one case (4 bottles) of Bulldog Root Beer from World Market
Girls: Specially made necklace from LauryGlory Jewelry (lauryglory.webs.com/)

Send in the picture by next Friday!!!

oompa loompa bandaids

First off let me say thank you to my readers! You're encouragement has brought many a smile to this face (: and yes, I smile backwards. Don't judge. But today I would like to bring disappointments to your mind. Depressing, right? Well, I'm sorry. Not really. But if we didn't have disappointments, life would become very, very average. We would all be ridiculously spoiled brats (and come on, who likes those?) like Veruca from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Hopefully we would have a little better fashion sense (white tights? really?) and better grammar. Sorry, Veruca, but the term is "geese", not gooses, brat.

I'm even a fan of getting papercuts and knicks from shaving (legs) because then I get to pull out the decorated bandaids. Yes, that's right, mine have Buzz Lightyear on them. <3 And isn't it fun to have everyone sign your bright pink cast when you break your arm? I think it's worth the discomfort, except I've never broken anything and don't plan to (I suggest you don't, either). But at least someone would be writing my notes for me!

Everyone needs a little let-down once in a while. It's what makes finding the golden ticket so precious! So I'd like to hear from you guys, what kind of "chocolate is brown" things do you have in your life? Have you seen the silver lining from any disappointments lately? Your feedback would be highly appreciated (: I'll be hosting a contest soon so check back to see what you can do to win something fantastic! In the mean time I'm feeling a little sick *cough cough*, so I think I'll go watch TV all day (; Chocolate is Brown.

bitterswEAT

Did you eat today? At all? I had a glass of milk. Mmmm. It really is my favorite thing. Call me a milkaholic if you'd like. I have a problem though, with food. Eating is a love/hate relationship for me. I LOVE that food keeps me alive. But I HATE sitting down to eat it. For some reason it just really gets under my skin that I actually have to work (so hard, I know, I know) just to be able to move and live. Eating is probably on the very bottom of my wish list. Now you all know that I eat three meals a day and have snacks in between, so don't start worrying about my health or anything (: but I really, really don't like eating. I'm not sure why. Food tastes good, and I do have times where I eat just because I'm sitting around bored. But in all honesty if I had the choice to go dumpster diving over eating, I think I'd say yes in a heartbeat. Am I the only one like this? I'd like to know. Maybe I should go picnicking more often or something. Well, actually, I've never been picnicking. So I need to go picnicking! If anyone is up for either dumpster diving or picnicking give me a call. (: I'm getting very hungry talking about food, and the smell of something delicious is wafting from the kitchen. But will I go get food? Nah. I'll just chill here. I wish I liked eating. This is where my love relationshp with food comes back in because it brings people together in different ways than most. And I love sitting across tables from people enjoying their company and tasting good food. If only it was normal to just sit across tables and get to know people. Oh wait, that's called speed dating. Who wants to go speed dating?? I suppose this is just yet another quirk of mine. A quirky quirk. Quirkety quirk quirk.. Mm, quirk is such a great word. Anyway, I think I'll go enjoy a glass of milk, and cross Food Critic off of my list of career choices. Chocolate is Brown.