Headaches and Advertising

I have a headache right now. I get them often. Ooh dinner time! I'll finish this later... Okay I am back. My mother maked some wicked good spaghetti. No really. I know that everyone says their mom makes the best spaghetti, but no offense, my mom's is the best. So I am currently waiting to watch a movie that I got on DVD and the reason I'm waiting is because there's 15 minutes of advertising before I can watch the movie. Tell me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure the point of even buying a DVD is so that you don't have to sit through the advertisements... So here comes my rant on advertising. It's really annoying when you're waiting for something, but think about how many witty or funny commercials there are out there. Honestly sometimes I actually enjoy commercials better than the actual show. And if there weren't commercials when would you have the time to make popcorn or use the little girl's room? I've actually wanted to be in a commercial before. I'm not sure why... Another one of my random dreams. What do you think of commercials? I find it kind of amusing that people can get so upset about a boring commercial. Really? It's only like 30 seconds long. And yes I know you don't need the medication they're advertising but somebody else might and if they didn't see that commercial and didn't see that product and didn't go buy the product because of the commercial THEY COULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW. So give the boring commercial some slack... Just a little? No? Okay heartless mcgee. I see how it is. Just wait til you're locked up in a cage with sad music in the background, I bet the rescue puppies won't come to your aid then. Heartless McGee. What a shame. I wish I could have commercial breaks in my blog posts. You know what? Why can't I? Go buy some Pringles. There are so many different flavors and you can make duck bills with them! Perfect! Now why don't you go get some Pringles? You better not be a Pringles hater.... Yes I am terrible at written advertisements. I apologize. But hey I don't have "Advertisement Specialist" on my office door. I don't even have an office door. Or an office for goodness' sakes! So back to commercials... Or headaches... Or commercials for headache medication. This is getting comlicated or complex. Which word do you choose? You have to define it first. It's a rule. Okay, time to go watch my movie on this pointlessly advertising DVD.... Chocolate is Brown.