bitterswEAT

Did you eat today? At all? I had a glass of milk. Mmmm. It really is my favorite thing. Call me a milkaholic if you'd like. I have a problem though, with food. Eating is a love/hate relationship for me. I LOVE that food keeps me alive. But I HATE sitting down to eat it. For some reason it just really gets under my skin that I actually have to work (so hard, I know, I know) just to be able to move and live. Eating is probably on the very bottom of my wish list. Now you all know that I eat three meals a day and have snacks in between, so don't start worrying about my health or anything (: but I really, really don't like eating. I'm not sure why. Food tastes good, and I do have times where I eat just because I'm sitting around bored. But in all honesty if I had the choice to go dumpster diving over eating, I think I'd say yes in a heartbeat. Am I the only one like this? I'd like to know. Maybe I should go picnicking more often or something. Well, actually, I've never been picnicking. So I need to go picnicking! If anyone is up for either dumpster diving or picnicking give me a call. (: I'm getting very hungry talking about food, and the smell of something delicious is wafting from the kitchen. But will I go get food? Nah. I'll just chill here. I wish I liked eating. This is where my love relationshp with food comes back in because it brings people together in different ways than most. And I love sitting across tables from people enjoying their company and tasting good food. If only it was normal to just sit across tables and get to know people. Oh wait, that's called speed dating. Who wants to go speed dating?? I suppose this is just yet another quirk of mine. A quirky quirk. Quirkety quirk quirk.. Mm, quirk is such a great word. Anyway, I think I'll go enjoy a glass of milk, and cross Food Critic off of my list of career choices. Chocolate is Brown.