Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Gooooooogle


My internet is kinda mad at me for neglecting it all day while doing homework and is giving me the silent treatment by taking 123 years to load the results of my search topic. D: Can anybody say meh? Actually it's stronger than meh but weaker than an ugh. Megh. Mugh. Turtles? Sure, why not. With extra spice. Disturbed o.O

Sooooooo thank goodness for them search bars thought right? Love those guys! But I'm not gonna lie, Google is pretty cocky with the whole "I know what you're searching for after the first letter!!" I mean goodness. I was going to search DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, totally not "dating websites for desperate women with low self esteem" ha! Silly Google... ^_^ I should probably stop dissing Google if I want it's cooperation soon. Still waiting -_-

This blog is going to be a little bit unusual because rather than talk about some simple life thing that's extraordinary (chocolate is brown), I'm actually going to be a complete narcissist and ramble on about myself and how life is going. Haha JUST KIDDING! Why would I ever do that? The secrets of Juliet remain to be unrevealed. I dooooo want to give you guys the opportunity to get inside my head a little bit and see what it's like to think the way I do. so give me some situations or scenarios and I will tell you how I would react. (: Also, give me a list of characters, place, and random objects, and I will write a story with those elements! It's very very fun and usually has the potential for many laughs. (: Anyone remember Yoda and Jack Sparrow in the Underwater Above the Sky Upside Down Forest? Or whatever that place was that Cleveland came up with. Pure epicness.

So onto the topic of today- actually, back to the topic of the day which would be the internet/search bars and my deteriorating relationship with both of them. Or is it just my relationship with the internet that beholds the search bar? Whatever, who's getting technical? Oh, sorry for not posting this on Sunday. I forgot ): Anyway------ does anyone ever think about how much we search for things on the internet? I know some people who would rather search Google for facebook and then click the link rather than just type in facebook.com. It's like a servant that does everything for us, and I am in love with it!!! I do hope dear Google search bar that you will forgive me for neglecting you today for the less attractive homework, but homework is very demanding and I don't have the guts to just say no! Ya know I think I made a relationship allegory in my last blog post. Sigh. This may be a problem. Anywhoozle, what's your favorite search bar?? Mine is Google <3 Yahoo just doesn't do the job.. And Bing? Who even are you?!!! If I ever get a bunny I want to name him Smith.

Chocolate is Brown

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